Mummy Returns Again - Lyrics and Music

Mummy Returns Again

Mummy returns again
Mummy returns again

Mummy returns again
Mummy returns again

Woh woh woh

Say you can’t stand it no more
The Mummy’s back again
No more sequels oh no
’cos I’ve seen them all before
A hundred times or more

He’s alive, he’s come back
For a legend never dies
Yes it’s true what they say
Mummy returns again

Woh woh woh

Our friend thinks he’s perfect I know
I think we know the score
He thinks he’s a rapper, oh boy
He is such a bore
His songs just make me snore

He’s alive, he’s come back
For a legend never dies
Yes it’s true what they say
Mummy returns again

I’ll wait here every day
Waiting can be such a pain
Yes it’s true what they say
Mummy returns again

Woh woh woh

The Mummy’s back
Mummy returns again
The Mummy’s back
Mummy returns again

Say you can’t stand it no more
The Mummy’s back again
No more sequels oh no
’cos I’ve seen them all before
A hundred times or more

He’s alive, he’s come back
For a legend never dies
Yes it’s true what they say
Mummy returns again

I’ll wait here every day
Waiting can be such a pain
Yes it’s true what they say
Mummy returns again

He’s alive, he’s come back
For a legend never dies
yes it’s true what they say
Mummy returns again

Neverbeenanygood

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Ahem.. Doctor Halfasleep
I’d like to thank you for waking me up

Hi kids! Do you like gory stuff? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see how my body was stuffed full of sawdust? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and listen to rap? (Yeah yeah!)
Try rhymin’ and sound like a big sap? (Huh?)
My brain’s dead weight, I’m trying to get my head straight
But I can’t figure out why I can’t find a hot date? (Uggh..)
I reuse these bandages I love to recycle
But waiting here for years has made me maniacal
It all started when I was dissed by this girl
Now my revenge is about to unfurl
They dumped me here all wrapped up and left for dead
With no food, no cable and no comfy bed
Now the time has come for me to shock the nation
Let them open their ears to a new revelation
This thing called rap and it’s here to stay
Don’t try to stop me just get out of the way

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood

My old teacher said that I wouldn’t amount to a lot
But it’s hard to study when you’re buried in a grave plot
Now I’m a big winner, some say a grinner
All I need now is a nice microwave dinner (mmmm)
Tired of being wrapped up, sick of being locked in
Waiting here for so long paying off a royal sin
Archaeologists digging ‘round looking so terse
Wonder why they’re screaming “NOT ANOTHER CURSE!”
Most of my life I was with the in-crowd
Now all that I’m in is a dirty old cloth shroud
I knew I’d come back and become a great rapper
I’m so good looking, modest and dapper
The Mummy Returns would make a great movie
If I’m the main star it’s bound to be groovy (yeh sure)
But my music will be what seals my fame
I’ll rap ‘til the whole world knows my name (who are you?)

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood

Stop the show! The Mummy returns again! (Oh no!)
I’ve seen that movie, I know how it all ends
I’m not ready to leave, I only just got here
I’ve got no guts but I’m a man with no fear
Where is my true love, where can she be?
She said she’d wait around but that was 300BC (oops)
All my life I was very alive
Now I’ve a second chance no way that I will hide
You heard what I said, I’m no longer dead
I’m sure this new fame will go straight to my head
While I was sleeping I heard about the rest
Now I’m here to shout to the world – “RAP IS THE BEST”
Over the years I’ve had plenty of sleep
Time to ditch the bed, time to dig deep
Show the world a new way to rhyme
Tell them all now it’s Mummy Time! (Can’t touch this)

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood

(repeat 4 times)

Mr Halfasleep let’s keep this little secret between you and me

Rap Song

Rap song (x2)

Rippin’ up the charts, making lots of money
Starring in a video clip draped by a little honey
Rollin’ down the street with my stereo just pumpin’
I winked my eye flipped my cap went to a club was jumpin’
Introduce myself as M she said “You’re a liar”
I said “I got it goin’ on baby doll and I’m on fire”
She looked me up and down and said “That’s all wrong”
I said “This is how you have to dress if you want to sing a rap song”

Rap Song (x2)

Shoppin’ at the mall looking for some gear to thrill
I saw this girl she rocked my world and I had to adjust my grill
She looked at me and smiled and said “Can you eat with that thing?”
I said “All of the big rappers are covered in such bling”
So we journeyed to her house she showed me all her rings
I tried every single one of them on – I love those things
She didn’t know what to say she was hanging by a string
I said “I can’t go outside – without my bling bling”

Rap Song
You want to sing a rap song
Rap song
Bling chingy chingy bling

Posse in effect hangin’ out is always cool
But won’t you please look away – before I drool
I find I get so nervous that I can hardly speak
My mind starts playing tricks – my legs feel so weak
If only people knew – what I was trying to hide
They’d pick me up in a sec and throw me – back outside
In a talent quest I’m sure to get the gong
But that’s what happens when singers stop singing and try a rap song

Rap Song
You want to sing a rap song
Rap song
Let me show you how to move

[Dance]

They will know your style by the way you wear your cap
Make sure your shirt is out and hanging like a flap
Gesture overboard and point at things that aren’t there
Get tattoos all over your back and cut your hair
Find a pair of oversized pants – baggiest is best
Pull your undies up so high – they touch your chest
Look into the mirror and you might see a nong
But that the price that you must pay to sing a rap song

Say what
Yo man you must be kiddin’
You’re walkin’ bro
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby

Rap Song(x2)

Play that country music cowboy

Hey, listen up!

Once I was a bad rap singer
making gestures with my hands
I never had no problems, yeah
Playin’ for those dead brain fans
But what we’re playing lately, yeah
Started sounding tired and old
So I went out square dancing, yes I did
Down at the local rodeo

And they were clappin’ and singin’
And hootin’ and-a hollerin’
And just when it hit me
these cowgirls turned around and shouted

Play that country music, cowboy
Play that country music right
Play hillbilly music, cowboy
Turn off the rappin’ and play that country music nationwide
Nationwide! Nationwide!

(Guitar/Dance Break)

Now wait a minute – I couldn’t understand it
When they started clapping in time
How could I be so foolish?
I had to stand and dance in that line
I said I didn’t like it (who does?)
Those big hats got attached to my brain
And so I wandered back there (had to go back)
To listen to that steel guitar twang

And they were clappin’ and singin’
And pickin’ at the banjo
And when they played Urban
they tore that farmhouse down and shouted

Play that country music, cowboy
Play that country music right
Play hillbilly music, cowboy
Lay off P.Diddy and play that country music nationwide
Nationwide! Nationwide!

They shouted
Play that country music
Play that country music
Play that country music
Got to keep on playin’ country music
Play that country music
Play that country music
Play that country music cowboy
Boot scootin’ boogie and play that country music nationwide
It’s a little bit country!(spoken)

They can’t take that away

Tony Bennett’s nose
Harry Connick’s knee
Songs from Anything Goes
No, no they can’t take that away from me

Bobby Darin’s hair
If only you could see
My Sammy Davis stare
Oh, no they can’t take that away from me

I may never, never be as good as an old jazz singer was
Still I’ll always, always keep the memory of

The way you held your knife
Satchmo’s eyes can see
The way you gave me life
Oh no they can’t take that away from me

No they can’t take that away from me

Al Jolson’s arm
Fever with Peggy Lee
Old Blues Eyes’ charm
No, no they can’t take that away from me

I may never, never be as good as an old jazz singer was
Still I’ll always, always keep the memory of

The way you held your knife
Nat King’s eyes can see
The way you gave me life
Oh no they can’t take that away from me

No, they can’t take that away
No they won’t take that away
can’t take that away
won’t take that away
No they can’t take that away from
meeee!

Pre-Fab girl

I’m a Pre-fab girl, in the music world
I sound plastic, it’s fantastic!
You can’t turn me down, You’ll hear me all around
Self promotion that’s my brightest notion

I’m a Pre-fab girl, in the music world
I sound plastic, it’s fantastic!
You can’t turn me down, You’ll hear me all around
Self promotion that’s my brightest notion

I’m a blond bimbo girl, in this video world
Dress me up, where’s the mic, let’s make money
What’s this song, it’s sounds wrong, all the words sound the same
So I’ll dance, take a chance and I’ll fake it

I will sing, I will play
if you say that “I’m a star” oo-ooh

I’m a Pre-fab girl, in the music world
I sound plastic, it’s fantastic!
You can’t turn me down, You’ll hear me all around
Self promotion that’s my brightest notion

Hey Christina have you seen her?
Come on over baby
Come on Britney won’t you hit me?
One more time yeh
Gwen Stefani likes to party
I ain’t no hollerback girl
Old Madonna you’re a goner
Strike a pose

I can walk, I can talk, I can tie my own shoes
I can sing like Aqua but I won’t get the blues
Say my name, give me fame, I can sing it again
Do a dance, take a chance, such a Smartie

With my looks, and this voice, you’ve no choice, “I’m number one”
With my looks, and this voice, you’ve no choice, “I’m number one”

Hey Christina have you seen her?
Come on over baby
Come on Britney won’t you hit me?
One more time yeh
Gwen Stefani likes to party
I ain’t no hollerback girl
Old Madonna you’re a goner
Strike a pose

I’m a Pre-fab girl, in the music world
I sound plastic, it’s fantastic!
You can’t turn me down, You’ll hear me all around
Self promotion that’s my brightest notion

I’m a Pre-fab girl, in the music world
I sound plastic, it’s fantastic!
You can’t turn me down, You’ll hear me all around
Self promotion that’s my brightest notion

Hey Christina have you seen her?
Come on over baby
Come on Britney won’t you hit me?
One more time yeh
Gwen Stefani likes to party
I ain’t no hollerback girl
Old Madonna you’re a goner
Strike a pose

Being a pop star is so much fun
I wonder when they’ll let me write my own songs?